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Sunday, December 29, 2002
( 12:26 AM )
So I've got a nasty ol' cold sore formed on the side of my lip, and you should come on over and kiss me on the mouth because I'm all about sharin' the love....and the herpes!
Sunday, December 22, 2002
( 01:02 PM )
Welcome to art class
And yes, it does involve shaking your ass
Welcome to art class
Always keep your face to the glass
Why so serious?
When it's only your life that's at stake
Why so serious?
When your life is the art that you make
- Superchunk
Saturday, December 21, 2002
( 07:42 PM )
If you think you can handle it, go on over to Long Knives Drawn and listen to Rainer Maria's (incredible) new album.
Thursday, December 19, 2002
( 11:54 PM )
Well, it's raining again outside. Which is great because my car could use a good wash. If it's still raining in the morning, I'm going to park it on the top level of the lot (level 7 instead of the usual level 4 -- that's a lot of extra staircases...does that tell you how much I want it clean?). Right now I'm wearing a black ribbed turtleneck that makes me look way woo-hoo fabulous gay. I am so stylin'.
Wednesday, December 18, 2002
( 01:18 PM )
"She'll be back."
Cute.
( 09:43 AM )
From the LA Times:
MTV's Playlist to Focus More on Popular Acts
Network says it altered programming after audience research showed that viewers want to see top-tier artists more often.
Tuesday, December 17, 2002
( 11:46 PM )
So I'm going to Las Vegas for Christmas, and I need someone to check in on the little fur balls. I don't know if Lisa is going to call back (she's been MIA for months), and I haven't asked MJ yet, but there's always Animal People. It's good to know.
Monday, December 16, 2002
( 01:46 PM )
It's raining right now. Not the weak drizzle that so many people in Southern California are fond of labeling as "rain," but soaking-your-clothes-in-two-seconds MUTHAFUCKIN RAIN.
Word.
Friday, December 13, 2002
( 05:56 PM )
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( 03:54 PM )
daktaris: should i go see star trek tonight
DocPenfold: i heard it's bad
daktaris: i'm excited
DocPenfold: well, then you should see it
daktaris: aye cap'n!!
( 03:03 PM )
I guess I lost my find hold on
My home on Vinyl Road
- Bathing Beauties
( 11:14 AM )
This morning I had the most FUCKED-UP dream EVER. Like, the worst ever.
I was in a tall building in San Francisco, and Craig was standing next to me, we were looking out the window. I saw a parachuter plunge out of the sky because his parachute did not open properly -- it wasn't catching any air and just kinda bunched up as the dude fell to the ground, splat. Then the enormous jetliner he'd jumped from spun around and crashed into the Bay tail-first (the pilot jumped out, too, and his parachute didn't open correctly either). A few moments later, a giant ship came into port but it sank right as it got to the dock, and not slow sank but fast sank like within five seconds. I watched people scramble below deck (there were windows on the side) but of course, they didn't stand a chance. One guy just stood at the window and didn't move. Some other guy on the deck of the ship was able to jump just as the water was at his feet and he landed on the dock. And then I was at the dock and another, smaller boat came ashore and all of a sudden all these people were jumping out of it and it seemed like it was sinking, but it didn't, and all these people gathered together and grabbed those Asian straw hats and then ran off because they were obviously illegal immigrants who had just sailed in for a new life in America. But then I had to get on a ferry, which was fucking great because I was pretty convinced it would sink too, and then we started out on a tour around Hawaii and the whole time I was looking for things to grab onto in case the boat started to sink, like the chain link fence that was all along the coast of Hawaii. Then, mercifully, the alarm went off.
Thursday, December 12, 2002
( 10:36 AM )
From the trivia wall calendar in my office (the month of December):
Mosquitoes are more likely to bite you if you’ve just eaten a banana.
A hummingbird weighs less than a penny
“Aglet” is the plastic or metal tip of a shoelace.
Experts say if you shop for food while hungry, you’ll spend 3 times as much.
There are 336 dimples in a regulation golf ball.
Oscar winner Anthony Hopkins refrained from blinking in all his scenes as Hannibal Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs.
George Washington’s false teeth were made of hippopotamus ivory.
Cats have 2 sets of vocal chords – one for purring and one for meowing.
In 1955, a book was returned to the Cambridge University library that was 288 years overdue.
Until 1796, the state of Tennessee was known as Franklin.
Pirates thought that wearing an earring in a pierced ear improved their eyesight.
Scissors were reportedly invented by Leonardo da Vinci.
An average adult spends 11 to 13 minutes in the shower.
Lake Nicaragua in Nicaragua is the only fresh water lake in the world that has sharks.
Maine is the only US state with a one-syllable name.
In Alaska, it is illegal to look at a moose from the window of an airplane or any other flying object.