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Saturday, November 30, 2002
( 12:02 AM )
Yep, I saw the aftermath of THIS (from the Los Angeles Times):
Actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was in serious condition Thursday, the day after a convertible in which she was riding slammed into a light pole in West Hollywood.
The car, driven by an unidentified man, jumped the curb at Sunset Boulevard and Sweetzer Avenue and hit the pole about 4:30 p.m. Wednesday, said Los Angeles County Sheriff's Deputy Bruce Thomas.
Gabor, 85, riding in the passenger seat and not wearing a seat belt, "was thrown about the vehicle and sustained some serious injuries," Thomas said.
Wednesday, November 27, 2002
( 11:39 PM )
Today on the way home from work I saw a red Thunderbird that had crashed straight on into a lamp post. The car was fucked, the pole was fine. Which leads me to the conclusion that lamp posts are pretty sturdy.
And, did you know that actor Woody Harrelson's father is serving a life sentence for assassinating a federal judge?
Happy Thanksgiving!
P.S. Did you know that Thanksgiving was adopted as an official national holiday during the Civil War?
( 10:31 AM )
Well, I watched way too much of the Osbournes marathon over the weekend. The other night I called out to Meg from the kitchen, only it came out as a very Ozzy-like, "Meg-GAN!!!"
Tuesday, November 19, 2002
( 10:42 PM )
Kirk: Luke, where's your lost and found?
Luke: Out back. In the dumpster.
- Gilmore Girls
Monday, November 18, 2002
( 12:35 AM )
Hahahahaha, oh to be young and cynical...
What Office Space character are you?
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( 12:03 AM )
Stormy: I'm regular Stormy.
Bizarro Stormy: And I'm Bizarro Stormy.
Bizarro Debbie: Shut up, you idiots!
- SeaLab 2021
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Space Ghost: Do you understand the words that I just said?
Dad: Ah, yes! ... But mostly no.
- The Brak Show
Friday, November 15, 2002
( 02:23 PM )
I stepped away from my desk for a moment. This is what I had when I got back.
DocPenfold: brb
BrightHeidi: what's that?
BrightHeidi: but really bad?
BrightHeidi: Be real busy?
BrightHeidi: bad roaming bees?
BrightHeidi: brb?
BrightHeidi: jmc@wesleymail.com right?
BrightHeidi: yeah, i know that's right
BrightHeidi: sorry for the adhd behavior today, i had a mocha
BrightHeidi: i feel sick and i am shaking
BrightHeidi: coffee is so good but it makes me feel so bad
BrightHeidi: it's 80 at the beach today (and this weekend!)
BrightHeidi: i wish I had called in sick
BrightHeidi: so i just sent you a gift certificate via e-amil instead, that way you can buy more DVD's and get free shipping
BrightHeidi: the hair is kind of Alias like
( 12:24 PM )
I'm sitting in my office thinking about how absolutely beautiful it would be to look out into my 5th-floor view and see snow everywhere, even falling from the sky, but then that would mean I wouldn't have been able to wear a pair of cords and just a Pedro the Lion T-shirt to work and it wouldn't be sunny and hot outside either! Muwhahahaha!
Thursday, November 14, 2002
( 12:18 PM )
I just scored a 139 on a verbal IQ test, which puts me in the top 5% and makes me eligible to join the International High IQ Society. There's a $60 membership fee. Now, I'm nerdy and all, but not that nerdy.
Tuesday, November 12, 2002
( 02:00 PM )
you are the "off the wall / i finally have a fucking solo career" era. finally free of your untalented brothers, you're out and about in a boogielicious world. you're barely 21, living in new york city, rich, and popular. and quincy jones is producing your first solo record. and god, that afro is fucking hot.
which michael jackson era are you?
Monday, November 11, 2002
( 12:07 AM )
Jason: Hey Brendan, here's the one where you ripped off The Verdict.
Brendan: I didn't rip off The Verdict -- WE ripped off The Verdict.
- Home Movies
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Dad: What're you talking about?
Thundercles: He's talking about carnal pleasures!
Dad: Like the ferris wheel?
- The Brak Show
Wednesday, November 6, 2002
( 11:00 PM )
So today is November 5th, and I keep having this nagging feeling that today is important. Like it's someone's birthday, or some sort of anniversary, or some special kinda day like that. I just see 11/5 and think I should be remembering something. Well, there's 6/5, which is someone's birthday, and then there's 12/5, which is someone else's birthday. But nothing on 11/5.
Which means that from here on out, I will have to remember 11/5 as the day I thought I was getting over being sick but then got worse as the day went on and now my throat is a teeny bit sore and my voice sounds all hoarse. And I also bought the 3rd season of the X-Files on amazon.com for a mere $70.
( 06:25 PM )
Oh MAN. Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse (Good Charlotte comes to mind), this happens.
Tuesday, November 5, 2002
( 09:08 PM )
"You want to deviled egg his car??"
- Gilmore Girls
( 10:12 AM )
So last week I was IMing with Laura, making plans to go see the Gloria Record on the 16th. I said we should buy tickets ahead of time, because the last time we didn't do that, the show was sold out.
Well, that was on Thursday. I didn't buy the tickets then because I was so busy at work. Now it's Tuesday, and the damn show is sold out.
Bastards!
Sunday, November 3, 2002
( 11:48 PM )
"Somebody take a picture, 'cuz this is the happiest family I've ever seen!"
- Coach McGuirk
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"Like I always say, when life gives you lemons, blow them to bits with your laser cannons!"
- Brak